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Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29221) - you deserved it (1997)

On 11/06/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

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Go out and buy yourself some alcohol, get yourself completely wasted, and you won't even remember that they forgot.

#2 - On 11/07/2011 at 2:37am by FYLDeep

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Oh noo! Bad parenting

#4 - On 11/07/2011 at 2:41am by TheRealBruce

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