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Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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On 11/06/2011 at 3:21am - misc - by jeremiah - Australia

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I don think hes getting the job...

#6 - On 11/06/2011 at 10:21am by EmAnRap

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The nice thing about the US. The nozzle for diesel is larger then the one for gas, so you can't accidentally put diesel in a gas vehicle.

#27 - On 11/06/2011 at 10:43am by unquale

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