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Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML


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On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

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Why would your dad want to know that...?

#3 - On 11/05/2011 at 2:01pm by chels1994

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He's just worried about the level of pleasure he'll be providing you with. What a caring father. :')

#5 - On 11/05/2011 at 2:03pm by Epsilonyx

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