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Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (9959) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Fuck the owners life

#3 - On 11/05/2011 at 6:18am by Theclarksondales

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The fail is strong with you...

#4 - On 11/05/2011 at 6:20am by Petronix

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