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Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML


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On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

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That's why you never see scary movies with your mom!

#1 - On 11/05/2011 at 12:43am by kalixzo

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That's when you should've jumped up out of fear and flung your drink all over them.

#4 - On 11/05/2011 at 12:45am by MrXerxes5

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