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Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18134) - you deserved it (2584)

On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

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