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Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
That's why you never see scary movies with your mom!
That's when you should've jumped up out of fear and flung your drink all over them.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.