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Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5059) - you deserved it (11089)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

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Wow i just discovered my life is totally fucked if yours is

#7 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:15am by mintchase

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One of my friends had someone do this to him, in his iced coffee while he was painting next to her. He didn't realize it till her found a mess of acrylic paint at the bottom of it, and had to run into the bathroom to make himself throw up. Your life is far from fucked.

#10 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:22pm by Jomelaman

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