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Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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That's what you get for trying to deposit Monopoly money in a recession.

#7 - On 11/03/2011 at 3:41am by Mister_Triangle

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Should of complained to the manager for them being unprofessional and then they'll see how funny it is...

#13 - On 11/03/2011 at 3:55am by SilentTreatment

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