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Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML


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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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this is soo funny
the OP is saying that they heard their mom talking on the phone talking about how paolo (maybe a boyfriend?) has a big penis, he's good in bed, and that the hotel sheet still remember it all. the OP is just saying that just cuz their mom is on the phone, it doesn't mean that no one could hear what she has to say.

#14 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:51am by gs

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whats paolo's last name

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:56am by killkillkill

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