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Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16088) - you deserved it (1014)

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lol
whats paolo's last name

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:56am by killkillkill

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ew.

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 5:31pm by paddyhb

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+8

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