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Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16681) - you deserved it (14436)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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