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Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get their insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your f*cking car and get the f*ck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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wow you are a coward.

#1 - On 10/28/2011 at 12:00am by OGReaper

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Mother used ROAR!
Wild OP ran away!

#6 - On 10/28/2011 at 12:05am by vashthestampede

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