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Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by omgomgomg (woman) - United Kingdom

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A window seat with twice the view, dayum.

#3 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:39pm by Glitterhinoceros

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"Today, I was on the train when I caught awkward eye contact with a half naked woman in the toilet as the door slowly closed. FML."

#8 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:41pm by emmas03

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