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Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21218) - you deserved it (5650)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

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wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and masturbate using my tears as lube

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:47am by Hagadin

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aw.
well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right?
and if not...well fucking break the window
its all good. be the change you wanna see?

#3 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:22pm by Rainbowsareshiny

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