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Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29340) - you deserved it (2187)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

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