Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45481) - you deserved it (3598)
On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
mrs.nerd's life also sucksToday, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up…
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That's nasty (Cleveland voice)
#4 - On 10/23/2011 at 1:19pm by DinosaursAreCool
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Oh god...I just threw up a little. Cockroach free at least.
#3 - On 10/23/2011 at 1:19pm by shellzy
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