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Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51606) - you deserved it (4047)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

#4 - On 10/23/2011 at 1:19pm by DinosaursAreCool

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Oh god...I just threw up a little. Cockroach free at least.

#3 - On 10/23/2011 at 1:19pm by shellzy

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