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Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28077) - you deserved it (4833)

On 10/21/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by drunkboysgf - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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That's fucking ridiculous... You're better off without the ungrateful bastard.

#6 - On 10/21/2011 at 10:11am by ReesesPuffs

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You could have fireman carried his ass in...

#8 - On 10/21/2011 at 10:13am by nothingforfreez

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