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Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Helmet (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

#1 - On 10/20/2011 at 6:08am by saIty

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A BIT of a tight fit? I'd hate to think about what you call tight!

#3 - On 10/20/2011 at 6:09am by rebekahah

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