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Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML
Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.
A BIT of a tight fit? I'd hate to think about what you call tight!
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Tuesday 3 March 2015