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Today, my car broke down in the middle of the street. Lucky for me, two guys helped me push my car to the side of the road. Right when I was about to thank them, they stole my purse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29737) - you deserved it (2591)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by mommydearist - United States (Texas)

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The most chivalrous thugs in the world.

#4 - On 10/19/2011 at 6:31am by Buttsexpirate

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At least they weren't able to steal your car.

#2 - On 10/19/2011 at 6:24am by travinator41

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