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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (1907)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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You're clearly better off.

#1 - On 10/18/2011 at 5:53am by kaprookie

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You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.

#6 - On 10/18/2011 at 6:05am by mk58

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