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Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6785) - you deserved it (47800)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You shouldn't dew that again.

#2 - On 10/17/2011 at 8:05pm by illmatic2

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Why? How would you get a laugh from it?

#1 - On 10/17/2011 at 8:05pm by BOOSCAREDU

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