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Today, I went to a concert. I got into a fist fight with a drunk girl. My older brother tried to pull me away from her by holding both my arms back. I spent the last half of the concert in the hospital because I couldn't shield my face. FML

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He should have held her arms back

#1 - On 10/17/2011 at 12:51pm by phantom956

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Classy... Real classy

#3 - On 10/17/2011 at 12:52pm by TalkinSmack

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