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Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66696) - you deserved it (4033)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

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Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!

#5 - On 10/17/2011 at 10:01am by cloudiarose

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Shave off his eyebrows while he sleeps?
Or dye his hair permanently green?
Pain his face red?

#7 - On 10/17/2011 at 10:03am by Keevarou

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