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Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML


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On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Respect your elders..
If you want to party, go outside, don't risk ruining your parents home for your own selfish reasons...
They gave you a place to live, the last thing you can do is to respect then.
But anyway, think a little OP..

#2 - On 10/16/2011 at 3:27am by Keevarou

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OP is definetly an amatuer at party throwing.

#1 - On 10/16/2011 at 3:25am by Skiddywompus

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