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Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over a nail, which popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML


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On 10/13/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by happyshit (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Why would a woman, presumably driving alone, stop to help a man out on the highway?

Were you looking to get nailed?

#15 - On 10/13/2011 at 6:25am by perdix

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Must have been a beast of a nail to pop your tire.

#2 - On 10/13/2011 at 6:02am by Wreckless

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