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Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27295) - you deserved it (5381)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Call the cops. That is arson.

#4 - On 10/12/2011 at 10:04am by netbeui435

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A firecracker?!? WTF is wrong with them?

#1 - On 10/12/2011 at 10:03am by Blacksxe

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