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Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30293) - you deserved it (2817)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

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I love how you turned something negative into a positive

#4 - On 10/12/2011 at 2:39am by catharsis5

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If there's some interesting people out there it's got to be those Satanic drunken lesbians.

#12 - On 10/12/2011 at 2:44am by FrankHotpants

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