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Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21854) - you deserved it (1964)

On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States

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I hope for your sake you don't follow in his foot steps. Fyl op :/

#1 - On 10/11/2011 at 5:48am by epicaussie

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Did he say it was "for a friend"?

#2 - On 10/11/2011 at 5:49am by stayawake96

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