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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

#1 - On 10/10/2011 at 7:29pm by damnalltheasshol

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Well, it IS false advertisement.

#6 - On 10/10/2011 at 7:30pm by thrAsHeRr9081

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