Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41037) - you deserved it (5590)
On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook,…
Laura also deserved itToday, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm…
Damn, wish I could do that.
#1 - On 10/08/2011 at 1:51pm by rainbowbabe_907
See in context
+325 | 5
#2 - On 10/08/2011 at 1:51pm by RoseCrystal
+145 | 5
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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