Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10054) - you deserved it (38467)
On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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Are you blond?
#1 - On 10/08/2011 at 1:52pm by SenGaeriel
See in context
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That happened to me before..
#6 - On 10/08/2011 at 1:54pm by MutherFuther099
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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