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Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16500) - you deserved it (23990)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

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Mr. Potato Head burned down your kitchen and tried to kill you?

#2 - On 10/08/2011 at 1:53pm by iiCaptain

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Wow! I can understand the fire department but ambulance too??? What did you do?!?

#1 - On 10/08/2011 at 1:51pm by mthammer

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