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Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21570) - you deserved it (2890)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted

#2 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:56am by flagg1888

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Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.

#1 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:56am by Jacobt24

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