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Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17394) - you deserved it (1697)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by grubbieduc - United States (California)

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put his on Craigslist in the male looking for male section and see how he likes people he doesn't know calling him.

#8 - On 10/06/2011 at 5:58am by afdude87

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Can't just block the number? Or text him from your husbands phone tellin him to cut that shit out

#6 - On 10/06/2011 at 5:55am by Auron93

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