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Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (7267)

On 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by Pookaa (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Well, who was it?

#1 - On 10/06/2011 at 2:31am by futtbuck101

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Two valid responses:
"Apparently I'm bring robbed!"
Or
"Why are you staring into my living room?"

#4 - On 10/06/2011 at 2:32am by Save_Bandit

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