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Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29208) - you deserved it (4901)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

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You can't not like Nirvana!!

#1 - On 10/04/2011 at 10:03am by Jovecove

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Just pee on her and yell "THIS IS FOR YOU KURT!"

#7 - On 10/04/2011 at 10:10am by malignantmegan

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