By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
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Llama_Face89 33

Make the pansy get you a drink, then clean it up.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Tell him to man up and clean it up himself.

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ChrisLTC 3

I guess it must be a real nice comforter!

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fallsupstairs 6

I would be unbelievably pissed if my boyfriend called me home from work to clean cat vomit. What a jerk..

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newzealand 28

You needa dump his ass gurrrll, also, meow.

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AnonymousTroll 2

Women are the cooks, maids, and sexual gods of the house. You better get to work OP.

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Horde 8

The problem here is - as I see - not with the comforter, but with your bf being @~ instead of working..

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dre_bro11 12

30, what's that translate to in English?

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Sebastian_NG 17

From what i got @~ = sleeping... Seriously a little imagination is not a bad thing 41

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

what about askin the said boyfriend what is the emergency? OP deserved it for taking a day off without more information

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Horde 8

#41 "at home" (@ - at, ~ - home)

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ntherewas1 11

I love the way this FML has been phrased. The loveliness of the language is too much!

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Llama_Face89 33

Make the pansy get you a drink, then clean it up.

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Llama_Face89 33

Then HAVE HIM clean it up, rather.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Tell him to man up and clean it up himself.

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alex_shtuchka 0

I thought he wanted to have sex... U made a brilliant choice of a man ;(

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22cute 17

Dump the man. Keep the cat. Wash the comforter.

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jaminjames 0

You deserve it for having a cat. Cats are fake and gay. Nag nag nag nag nag

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Shut up and keep your opinions about cats to yourself. No one cares you hate cats. Nag nag nag nag nag whatever

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MissMae93 23

"Cats are fake and gay." Hmmm, last time I check cats are pretty real and are still living creatures of Earth. And gay? Well if all cats were homosexual, how could they possibly reproduce and continue their species? I see many flaws in your comment.

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rockhead200 0

u should tell em to grow some nd deal wit it himself

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MissMae93 23

Dear God, please learn how to spell. It annoyed me just briefly glancing at your comment.

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Duladian 19

What language is this guy speaking? I can't figure it out for the life of me.

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saIty 17

Actually the Nyan Cat finally shit that rainbow coming out of it's butt, while it passed through his comforter.

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NomOnShroomz 14

Nahh, I'm pretty sure OP said it was vomit. But just to be safe re-read the FML.

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farhil 14

The nyan cat started flying backwards?

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Buttsexpirate 9

Well now it's not comfortable right? Spuds like an emergency to me. Sorry though that it was your last personal day OP. That sucks.

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mk58 31

That's a real emergency. You can't expect him to clean it up himself of course.

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rattusrattus 18

Here's a monkey. Spank it. No woman is going to want to have good sex with you.

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mk58 31

24, I hope no woman will want to have sex with me... Because I'm a woman myself and a straight one too.

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Ugi 26

You BF is pathetic. Why wasn't he at work anyway? I thought when I read this that the emergency was going to be that he had urgently needed a BJ or something! That I could understand, but cat sick is just pathetic.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Maybe some people don't have jobs because not everyone works and some people can't get jobs because there are none available cause of the economy and stuff

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Daralea 21

I'm more interested in knowing how OP used up all her personal days for the month and it is only 4 days into October.

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