Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

by hardtoignore / 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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  • You sure attracted attention.

    #1 - On 10/03/2011 at 2:49am by Freeze

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  • Why not just be yourself and see how that would have played out...

    #2 - On 10/03/2011 at 2:50am by heybuddy2344

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