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Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10306) - you deserved it (34239)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

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How smart.

#1 - On 10/02/2011 at 3:20am by jswizzle_

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Did you have to fly around your room on a broomstick to catch the right key?!

#9 - On 10/02/2011 at 3:24am by alstbv12

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