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Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31735) - you deserved it (4180)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

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Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.

#3 - On 10/01/2011 at 8:21pm by deviable

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hopefully some of your shit got on the guy

#6 - On 10/01/2011 at 8:22pm by minder97

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