Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (4170)
On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)
anonymous's life also sucksToday, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around,…
Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.
#3 - On 10/01/2011 at 8:21pm by deviable
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+158 | 9
hopefully some of your shit got on the guy
#6 - On 10/01/2011 at 8:22pm by minder97
+73 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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