Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.
#3 - On 10/01/2011 at 8:21pm by deviable
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hopefully some of your shit got on the guy
#6 - On 10/01/2011 at 8:22pm by minder97
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