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Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22907) - you deserved it (7560)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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it's like being nice to the weird kid and then BOOM stalked for life!

#2 - On 10/01/2011 at 8:21pm by LiveLaughFML

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Smoking killss

#1 - On 10/01/2011 at 8:20pm by hellojpg

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