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Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27720) - you deserved it (5909)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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Well, bless you.

#2 - On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am by sydneylol

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Now, you won't need your girlfriend to beat you up so you can look tougher to your friends, you can just tell them that a wall attacked you.

The motherfucker came outta nowhere, I swear.

#6 - On 10/01/2011 at 10:24am by NoNotTheFace

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