Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
by Sickofbeingsick / 10/01/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
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So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass.
Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.
#9 - On 10/01/2011 at 6:32am by NoNotTheFace
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It's all part of the plan! Mwahahaha! You'll be sick forever!
#6 - On 10/01/2011 at 6:18am by Buttsexpirate
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