Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today,hile on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferrd spot of a very hostile and extremely overwieght freshman . Instead of letting me fine different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignord my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school . mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (2610)

On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States

Top comments

Did you have a boner?

#1 - On 09/30/2011 at 4:52pm by TeeHee124

See in context

Aww, don't be mean to the fat kids. They're people too!
Except they are 2 people instead of 1 -_-

#5 - On 09/30/2011 at 4:53pm by ckr911

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: