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Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19825) - you deserved it (2093)

On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States

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Did you have a boner?

#1 - On 09/30/2011 at 4:52pm by TeeHee124

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Aww, don't be mean to the fat kids. They're people too!
Except they are 2 people instead of 1 -_-

#5 - On 09/30/2011 at 4:53pm by ckr911

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