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Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

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On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

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Kick em in the nuts and see if they're real.

#3 - On 09/30/2011 at 2:49am by 808haole

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Tell them that's the closest they'll ever get to tits.

#4 - On 09/30/2011 at 2:50am by paintingxflowers

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