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Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26173) - you deserved it (2700)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

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Good luck!

#1 - On 09/29/2011 at 4:52pm by TheCRBrown

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I would sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow. Just in case.

#4 - On 09/29/2011 at 4:53pm by Red_Wing_Nut44

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