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Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (2173)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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"Auntie Cyclops! Auntie Cyclops! Guess what? I got a new 3D TV, and . . . Oh, shit."

#3 - On 09/27/2011 at 5:52am by perdix

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"look on the bright side" ..you should have just stopped there :-P

#5 - On 09/27/2011 at 6:02am by nemisis11

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