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Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22684) - you deserved it (4143)

On 09/26/2011 at 3:26am - misc - by Nudge23 - Australia

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Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!

#1 - On 09/26/2011 at 9:58am by CryMoreFMLs

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Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.

#15 - On 09/26/2011 at 10:08am by DocBastard

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