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Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Probably some homemade mayo.

#2 - On 09/25/2011 at 3:07am by Freeze

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... So did you stop eating the sandwich when he started laughing?

#3 - On 09/25/2011 at 3:07am by xlorawrz

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