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Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19527) - you deserved it (5383)

On 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Learn to swear at him in another language

#1 - On 09/09/2011 at 8:39pm by stefluvsyou

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Hopefully you'd already been served or u probably also ate some spit

#2 - On 09/09/2011 at 8:41pm by liggity

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