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Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21356) - you deserved it (1819)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:33pm - misc - by aroman2312 - United States

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Innovation is the key to success.

#1 - On 09/07/2011 at 2:39am by StoryOfTheYear

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With enough carbon monoxide, everything begins to make sense ... and then you die.

#14 - On 09/07/2011 at 3:08am by perdix

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