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Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33240) - you deserved it (2407)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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Tell them its time for a nursing home :D

#1 - On 09/05/2011 at 9:59am by Cheesecakee

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Send them a rent bill

#5 - On 09/05/2011 at 10:02am by 92910bg

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